The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants,
by Dave Pilkey,
in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Today is a Silly Siamese Friday.
My new name is ~ Sloopy FrickenTush
(I got this info. in an email from a Silly Cat Friend who likes to laugh )
So tell me your new name ...
19 comments:
I am Snickle Waffle Head. It suits me! LOL
DI
The Blue Ridge Gal
I am Snickle Farkle Tush
and proud of it! LOL
Dorkus Chuckle Pants here. You can just call me Dorky;)
Marnie
I am Dorfus Dippin Juice. lol
LOL
DORFUS BUBBLE FACE
tootsie pottysquirt.
I don't think I like that last name!
Dorfus DippinBoob!
Wow! We have very similar names!
Mine is Sloopy FarkleTush!
Tootsie Dippin Tush
If that's not me I don't know what is:)))
OMG I'm howling at all these names, what a great post JC!!! LOL I think Ruth's "pottysquirt" is my favourite, lol.
Hi, I'm Snoopy Snicklehead.
You know Lover Of Life, I have no choice but to call you that from now on, ha ha!
This is so weird, my little Bella and I were only doing this yesterday!
I am Tootsie Waffle Brains - oh yes I am too! Hee,hee.
Fun isn't it !!!
We must be related... I'm Sloopy Pickle Hump. :-)
Cindy
Wow, Sloopy Chucklefanny. And remarkably that suits me!
I'm Sloopy Chuckle Dunkin!
Stuey laughed at my new name Dorfus Chucklenose. Suits me as I love to chuckle and laugh!
Goober Chuckledunkin
haha
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