I came down stairs to see this...
The evidence as you can see shows that there was
'some sort of action'
I, being the detective also known as Mom, got the camera.
( I double as detective and photographer at the scene )
The evidence purely shows some sort of
The neighbors, also known as the sleeping humans,
say that they didn't hear anything out of the ordinary
Scientific evidence has been sent to the lab
Results should be back soon
No one and I mean no
The four cats in the family say that they
were napping and don't know what happened
Do you believe them ?
I think they partied all night long ... and slept all day to recover