Young man drove to school this morning.
We looked both ways and after a long while, I finally said, "ok it's good to go".
I meant after the van that was driving by ... went past us.
He starts going while it was in front of us
I yelled, "not now "...
So, we get across the street.
He says, "I know what's wrong".
"I don't have my glasses on."
He stops ... yes, he stops in the road to put them on.
I had suggested he pull into the next street.
Ok, we're off again.
We stop and I say, "We can go after that truck".
He starts to roll forward ... another, "oh I didn't see it".
I'm telling him to slow down ... 25 mph area near a school
We spot a police officer on a motorcycle with a speed gun
He decides to wave at him
I'm telling him ... "no, don't wave." "Why not ? "
I then have explain about how you don't give
them a reason to pull you over ... "don't do that again"
"Now, slow down and turn but stay in your lane "
We are almost there
and they have a thing in the center of the turn lane
so he has to go either in front of it or after
I tell him, "in front"
we almost went in the ditch on that one
We get to the school parking lot and I tell him
"just park here"
he pulls way up and jerks it to a stop
Why do I have to teach him to drive ? Anyone out there want to volunteer ?
And, I'd been wondering why my shoulder has been hurting ... whip lash maybe ...
6 comments:
JC after both of ours got their driver's licenses, I told hubby its a good thing we only had two kids cause there was no way I could ever go through that again. lol
I can't even imagine trying to teach someone to drive. Good luck!!!
Marnie
Haha this was hilarious reading. I loved the part when said he waved at the police officer. Such comedy.
:D
I've been driving for years and I think I still freak my mom out if she is in the car with me. I can't tell you how many times she says slow down. And I am the good driver!
This is why my daughter isn't driving yet. Not enough drugs in the world!!!
You are a better man than I!!!
Oh boy, I would have no fingernails left if I had to teach anyone to drive!
I think he should have gone to Specsavers!
I admire you for trying.
Blessings, Star
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