Saturday, March 19, 2011

Speed Shopping

Today was try on clothes day.
 I did.
(upcoming trip to warm Arizona)
Nothing fit.
And, I mean
After a good cry,
I decided that I need to shop.
If bigger is better,
 than new clothes it will be.
I only have one day to do this.
(tomorrow is booked)
On Monday think of me
doing a speed shopping event.
(I feel better typing this out.)
I thought I might not fit a few things.
Not every cute dress I own.
The one that did fit made me look like a box.
I know I am one but
 if I didn't like what I looked like
why would I make the peoples in Arizona.
I cried up in the closet.
I came downstairs and cried in my cola.
I cried big tears on the deck.
Telling Mr. Boatman that I was
an old fat lady.
He thought I said that I was an
old cat lady.
 Which I am but seriously.
Now, to find five cute outfits in one day.
I can do this don't you think ...
~ JC ~


Kea said...

Oh, I do hate clothes shopping, because I'm such a short, chubby pear-shape that it's hard to find anything suitable.

Good luck!

Go for a few neutral bottoms that you can mix and match and brighten up with colourful tops and/or accessories. :-)

Judy said...

I agree with that advice! Have some fun shopping on Monday! Think of all the fun you are going to have in Arizona!!!

janis said...

no tears... Im an old fat lady too! And it's so weird because HONESTLY.. I use to be dangerously thin and had to have a Dietician help me to gain a normal weight. Now Im fighting to not outgrow clothes! so weird. Ive done that speed shopping before.. Very scary. Luck to you! Just focus on Arizona

Webster said...

I, too, hate clothes shopping. It is why I get most things from the Land's End catalog. If I wore dresses, they even sell those, but mostly casual clothing. If you're going to a Nordstom or J.C.Penney or Macy I suggest getting a sales clerk and hang on to her, find your size and stay in the dressing room and have her do the taking out of the don't-wants and bringing in of some more to try. You will get things that go together and dresses you might not have chosen for yourself but find that you like. Mosst of all, enjoy it for what it is, a necessary evil. (j/k, LOL)

Good luck!

Tillie and Georgia said...

Just think of the fun you will have trying ;)Good luck!
Thank you for your purrs for Mickey.
We really miss him and it will take
a while to get used to him not being here.
Purrs Tillie and Georgia

LeAnn said...

Ahhhhh I feel your pain!!!
Get out there and buy yourself some cute stuff. Just because some of us are bigger doesn't mean we cant still be stylish.

Purrfect Haven said...

we know what you mean and always shop online if we can but even that can be a huge disappointment. Mrs H wishes she was good enough to creater her own clothes. Love Darcy, Bingley and Helen xxx

There comes a time in your life when you walk away from all of the drama and the people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Forget the bad and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right and pray for those who don’t. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is part of life, getting back up is living.

~ Jose N. Harris

Characters In My Garden

Purr Gang ~ My five cats

Cats ~ Al, Ashton Rosevelt, Jasmine Marie, Riley Andrew & Meredith Ann

Fur Gang ~ Jodie Isabella and Sally Jean
(The Original member, Sweet Bella is in memory only now. Maddy Jean, another original member, past away in August of 2014)

Mr. Boatman ~ my husband who likes boats

DD ~ my daughter who graduated and is now out living in the real world

DS or Dson ~ my son is studying computer science and math

Maddy Jean & Bella

Maddy Jean & Bella
Both gone but never forgotten

Jodie Isabella

Jodie Isabella


I adopted him from our local Humane Society


Adopted from my local horse supply store


I adopted her from Purrfect Pals


I adopted him from the local Humane Society

Meredith Ann

Meredith Ann
I adopted her from Purrfect Pals