I’ve got to admit that this blogging thing has got me totally bonkers. I’ve tried to redo my template several times. I tried to change the fonts and colors and move things around. I am just not puter savey.
My husband bought me a web page designer and I’ve been going crazy trying to figure that out. I have the demo lady going in one corner and my new web page in the middle with my blog in the other corner. I spent the whole day and had nothing saved.
I was trying to add a nifty photo to my header. Nope, not easy to do. Not if you want to add a title. I finally got it done and it was way too big. You have to resize it. I thought I already had but man was it off the page … literally.
My smart husband comes home from work and sits with me for about a half an hour. He got done more than I did. At that point, I went and poured myself a drink. Figured I deserved it. I went to college. I have a degree. Where did it go? Thought it might be in the kitchen.
I told him I had fried what little was left of my brain, after the … sound effects here … like in a movie … da ta da … dreaded coma. That coma, I swear it took all my smart parts and left me with the goofy … dah … parts. Anyway, I was determined to figure this out. So, I started the morning off with coffee in hand and a cat on my lap. Isn’t that how any great writer / web designer works ?
It’s been 4 hours and I have given up. I went back into the blog and got a new template. I did figure out how to color the background and the titles. So, my look is new for now and in the future I might just have my own web page. I even have the picture picked out … if I can get it resized. I have got to figure out how to get rid of that darn bell that dings at me every time I do something wrong.
I will figure this puter stuff out. I am determined. I am on a new journey to becoming a Crazy Cat Lady. Oh, I think I already was one of those but now I’ll really be crazy with the hair sticking out and the bathrobe twisted and slippers. Didn’t I look like that back when the kids were young? Oh what delightful memories. If I can remember that, why can’t I remember how to do puter stuff? Wasn’t I a super genius before the coma ?
I’m off to battle the world … cat finally got off my lap. Hope I do better at the Post Office …